THE ULTRA COOL EMAIL THAT I SENT MRJOHN:

To: youcanreallyfindme@yahoo.com.sg
Subject: HELLO MRJOHN.

Hi MrJohn.
Yep. I think MrJohn sounds better than MrTeo, 'cos you shouldn't be
acknowledged by your surname. 'Cos it's not cool. Yeah. It's like,
people acknowledge you by saying, Hi Teo. Hahaha. They would say Hi
John, right? So yup. Ehe.
Ya, you probably don't know who I am. So I shall tell you now that
my name is Erica.
And you couldn't hear me whispering in class. Just wanted to let you
know that I said.

CHICKEN! (: Yay. Chicken is a cool word. So's banana. Yup, they're
both totally cool words. Oh yeah, and potato is cool too. So if you
put them into ONE WHOLE WORD. Like, Chitana.
It's three times cooler. Don't you agree? And because I came up with
that word, I'm like, really cool too! Yay. Go me.

I like Good Charlotte. Don't you? They're like so awesome. RIGHT?
YAY.
You like them.

Yay. You think I'm cool. I bet you think you're cool too. Yay. Cool
people are cool.
I bet you think I'm weird too. But have you heard that being weird
is being cool, which means I am a weird, cool person. Totally, I
rock. I know what you're thinking. I'm so totally cool. I know,
right?

Okay. BYE MRJOHN.

CHITANA IS THREE TIMES COOLER;
-ERICAYOUNG-
THE PUREBRED BANANA WITH A PINK, BLACK, RED (&SLIGHTLY PURPLE)
PIRAHNA.

P.S. I am totally a weird cool person, right? And I can read your
mind too! I'm so awesome, I know. XD SEEYA. Hahahahahhaha. Okay.
Bye.


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HAHA. Yay. I know y'all think I'm cool too.
I will accept your kowtow to the coolest person of all.
*You: ...*
ME? DUH. Like, coolest person of all! CHYEAHH ^^

LOVEYA;
RICS.